Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's never too late to be topless.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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