butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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