yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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