Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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