he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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