I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You can't just leave with hair like that
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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