She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
never play flip cup with pint glasses
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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