3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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