Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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