You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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