Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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