Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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