my phone needs a breathalizer
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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