My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We're too hungover to prance.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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