For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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