This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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