There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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