I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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