I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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