Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress