Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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