you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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