Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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