Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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