And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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