Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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