You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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