She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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