Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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