Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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