Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It's shark week go big or go home
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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