I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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