i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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