i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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