Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Someone came in the potted fern
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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