you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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