is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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