of course. lets lasso hookers.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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