the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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