she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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