Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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