So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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