Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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