no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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