I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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