You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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