we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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