Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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