hotel room ftw
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So much rum. So many feels.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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