Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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