he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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