i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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