And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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