She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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