Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The adults are the big ones right?
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