once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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