Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
this is an emotional support booty call
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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