My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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