PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
