In the future we'll all be gay
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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